March 2012
Shoot me in the mother fucking face what the fuck UGH I swear if I cant go home tommorrow I will be so.mother.fucking.completely.and.utterly.fucking.pissed.
friend: do you have a boyfriend?
me: yes
friend: i want to meet him!
me: me too
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: you're talking about one di-
me: yep
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
My roommates asking me what I would do if 2 of the...
I just ate a box of rasins. Thank God im going home tomorrow otherwise I would starve to death.
Follwers have I done something to make you despise...
guys, remember haroline?
getintomyflackingvanstyles:
onedirectionismypatronus:
I walked to his bus to introduce myself, muttering the whole way, ‘Hi, I’m Jen....
– Jennifer Lawrence on meeting Woody Harrelson (via iwillbeyourgoal)
Reblog if you spend more than 1 hour on Tumblr. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Wait… There are people that get off tumblr???
Shoot me in the face, I didnt even know a radio station was doing a competition to get concert and meet and greet tickets to the btr 1d concert in nashville
Its like a fucking sana in my room
Ugh I keep thinking of Zayn all sad that his family member passed away and it makes me all sad cos I know how it feels and because I dont ever want him to be sad or upset. :/
kanyen0rth:
Whoever asked Zayn to take a picture with them after the funeral has some serious fucking issues.
I don’t fucking care if he “smiled.”
It was fake.
If you were famous, wouldn’t you just hate that one bitch that asked you to take a picture with you right after a family member passed away?
You’re a fucking bitch, is what you are.
band member: hi its nice to meet you
me: i wanna have sex with you
band member: what?
me: did i fucking stutter
When someone mentions your favourite actor/fandom:
timelordsinvadedhogwarts:
Me:
“Yes? I heard my life being mentioned?”
manomana asked: do you know the link to the whole interview when harry made that funny laugh noise?? lol
Zayn bby :(
myheartsinonedirection:
Harry having an outburst of laughter
“I’ve never made that noise before”
holmeschapel:
Liam covering Zayn’s part in Up All Night. Mashantucket, CT
cantloveyou-morethanthis:
Harry singing Zayn’s solo in Moments. (not my video, credit to whoever filmed this)